Friday, August 25, 2006

Just A Random Rant

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Wednesday, April 05, 2006

Homeland Security and Exploding Vaginas

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I sound off on a Homeland Security Official getting popped by the 5-0 for trying to nail a 15 year old girl. I hate pedophiles. If you're a pedophile... give me your home address and I'll come after you with a whiffle bat.

Oh.. and I also discuss the danger and usefulness of exploding vaginas.


Monday, April 03, 2006

On 9/11 and Pee Wee Herman

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I get all reflective, introspective and emo on you. I talk about two of the worst days of my life. You might need your Kleenex for this one.

The Hooker Problem in Seattle

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I consider the problem of flesh peddling in our fair city of Seattle and offer a solution worthy of a mayoral candidate. Watch out, Greg Nickels. I'm comin' for your job. Frankly Greg... you're about as good at being mayor as I am at exotic dancing.

Monday, March 27, 2006

Welcome to the Psych Ward!

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This is me, your humble host Paul M. Delaney welcoming you to the Psych Ward where you will be able to get into my head, Yes... you will FINALLY get an idea of the type of brain damage that we're dealing with here. You will get to hear my daily rants and ravings on a whole range of topics.. from the significance of Britney Spears in Biblical End Times prophecy to the sexual fetishes of the guy on the Quaker Oats box. Yes... you will find it here!

Peace.. have a nice day and remember to hug a transient today!